Hugarnyok is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, selfish elephant.

Hugarnyok created the Tadpole Galaxy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hugarnyok, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Hugarnyok, he will turn you into a sheep.

Hugarnyok's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Hugarnyok's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Always help turtles in need.

3. Hugarnyok loves badgers, so they must be respected.

4. Never jump in the presence of snails.

5. Do not speak about wheat.