Larprilltar is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, unselfish snake.

Larprilltar created the Tadpole Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Larprilltar, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Larprilltar, it will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Larprilltar's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Larprilltar's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about chlorophyll.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Larprilltar.

4. Always wear brown.

5. Never think about planets.