Weerencib is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, annoying fox.

Weerencib created a charm quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Weerencib, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Weerencib, it will turn you into a hamster.

Weerencib's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Weerencib's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear coats.

2. Do not shave your back.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Always wear blue.