Arpdossxuck is a god.
She takes the form of a small, prudent
dryad.
Arpdossxuck created the planet Venus eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Arpdossxuck, she will ignore you.
If you do not believe in
Arpdossxuck, she will be mildly annoyed.
Arpdossxuck's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.
Arpdossxuck's Holy Commandments1. Hide if four snails approach from the west.
2. Never eat strawberries.
3. Do not cook food in pots.
4. Never paint your arms black.
5. Arpdossxuck must be the most important thing in your life.