Kimtitlik is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, moody naga.

Kimtitlik created the Black Eye Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kimtitlik, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Kimtitlik, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Kimtitlik's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Kimtitlik's Holy Commandments

1. Kimtitlik must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never mention mice.

5. Always obey Kimtitlik's priests.