Tikdussfab is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, omnipotent owl.

Tikdussfab created the Sombrero Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tikdussfab, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Tikdussfab, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Tikdussfab's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Tikdussfab's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. You must pray to Tikdussfab five times a day.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Tikdussfab.

5. Do not dye your hair violet.