Nuttpibbet is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, capable toad.

Nuttpibbet created the planet Mars eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nuttpibbet, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Nuttpibbet, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Nuttpibbet's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Nuttpibbet's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never paint your hands green.