Ladstip is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, selfish meerkat.

Ladstip created the Cigar Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ladstip, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Ladstip, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Ladstip's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Ladstip's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not take Ladstip's name in vain.

3. Retreat if eight mites approach from the south.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Worship no other gods but Ladstip.