Nutnangigdibgessyarp Bencudparklim is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, self-confident dugong.

Nutnangigdibgessyarp Bencudparklim created the Sol system two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nutnangigdibgessyarp Bencudparklim, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Nutnangigdibgessyarp Bencudparklim, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Nutnangigdibgessyarp Bencudparklim's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Nutnangigdibgessyarp Bencudparklim's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about quantum mechanics near eagles while wearing orange kilts and balancing three gold spheres on your arms.

2. Erect a large iron sculpture of Nutnangigdibgessyarp Bencudparklim on top of all buildings.

3. Never look at moons.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.