Nurtlegceb is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, quiet snail.

Nurtlegceb created a top quark three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nurtlegceb, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Nurtlegceb, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Nurtlegceb's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Nurtlegceb's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nucleic acids.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Always help sick hamsters.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.