Vanontboncab is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, smart dragonfly.

Vanontboncab created parasitic wasps eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vanontboncab, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Vanontboncab, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Vanontboncab's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Vanontboncab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about doves.

2. Hide if eight squirrels approach from the south.

3. Do not hurt hamsters.

4. Never talk about electromagnetism near eagles while wearing violet tights and balancing five copper spheres on your head.

5. Always wear purple.