Bogdossgup is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, confident armadillo.

Bogdossgup created a charm quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bogdossgup, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bogdossgup, she will turn you into a puffin.

Bogdossgup's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Bogdossgup's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Always make sure there are no foxes in a room before entering it.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. Respect your elders.