Sakpangkon is a god.
He takes the form of a blubbery, prudent
hydra.
Sakpangkon created a top quark four years ago.
If you believe in
Sakpangkon, he will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Sakpangkon, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.
Sakpangkon's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.
Sakpangkon's Holy Commandments1. Never sit near snails.
2. Never eat bark.
3. Never think about fluid mechanics near swans while wearing brown skirts and balancing three platinum spheres on your head.
4. Never write about planets.
5. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.