Sakpangkon is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, prudent hydra.

Sakpangkon created a top quark four years ago.

If you believe in Sakpangkon, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Sakpangkon, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Sakpangkon's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Sakpangkon's Holy Commandments

1. Never sit near snails.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never think about fluid mechanics near swans while wearing brown skirts and balancing three platinum spheres on your head.

4. Never write about planets.

5. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.