Bamfarnlin is a god.

He takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, clever chinchilla.

Bamfarnlin created the planet Jupiter eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bamfarnlin, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bamfarnlin, he will be mildly annoyed.

Bamfarnlin's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Bamfarnlin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair brown.

2. Never mention hamsters.

3. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Bamfarnlin on top of all buildings.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never wear shorts.