Sinnutzan is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, sapient gerbil.

Sinnutzan created the Tadpole Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Sinnutzan, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Sinnutzan, she will curse you with boils.

Sinnutzan's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Sinnutzan's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never look at asteroids.

5. Do not chop down trees.