Migdumfen is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, annoying wolf.

Migdumfen created Mount Everest three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Migdumfen, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Migdumfen, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Migdumfen's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Migdumfen's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Migdumfen.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Migdumfen.

3. Always help sick ducks.

4. Feed all hungry capybaras.

5. Migdumfen must be the most important thing in your life.