Sitpitkon is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, calm fox.

Sitpitkon created the Whirlpool Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sitpitkon, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Sitpitkon, he will not care at all.

Sitpitkon's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Sitpitkon's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into red rooms.

2. You must pray to Sitpitkon five times a day.

3. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Sitpitkon on top of all buildings.

4. Always help snakes in need.

5. Do not wear gray clothing.