Betcusshubhon is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, grumpy ferret.

Betcusshubhon created a photon two years ago.

If you believe in Betcusshubhon, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Betcusshubhon, it will throw large rocks at you.

Betcusshubhon's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Betcusshubhon's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about eukaryotes.

2. Erect a large copper sculpture of Betcusshubhon on top of all buildings.

3. Do not keep nine voles in a large pit.

4. You must pray to Betcusshubhon four times a day.

5. Always make sure there are no swans in a room before entering it.