Bimbonkfunwee is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, witless dragon.

Bimbonkfunwee created an electron seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Bimbonkfunwee, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bimbonkfunwee, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Bimbonkfunwee's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Bimbonkfunwee's Holy Commandments

1. Snakes are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Bimbonkfunwee must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Always treat sheep with great respect.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.