Tifxucnan Wadyikgod is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, generous fairy.

Tifxucnan Wadyikgod created the planet Earth eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tifxucnan Wadyikgod, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Tifxucnan Wadyikgod, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Tifxucnan Wadyikgod's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Tifxucnan Wadyikgod's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip near mice.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never think ill of sick pigs.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force near badgers while wearing pink coats and balancing three aluminium spheres on your arms.

5. Always stare at clouds.
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