Weetabsom is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, confident owl.

Weetabsom created an up quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Weetabsom, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Weetabsom, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Weetabsom's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Weetabsom's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your legs red.

2. Never bounce in holy places.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Never chant in the presence of tortoises.
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