Tinstipkad is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, uncaring wyrm.

Tinstipkad created the cosmos four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tinstipkad, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Tinstipkad, it will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Tinstipkad's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Tinstipkad's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Tinstipkad in the centre of the settlement.

4. Always wear mauve.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.