Lendam is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, weak naga.

Lendam created the Milkyway three million years ago.

If you believe in Lendam, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Lendam, it will turn you into a mole.

Lendam's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Lendam's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Lendam.

2. Never eat bananas.

3. Never paint your neck pink.

4. Run away if nine grasshopers approach from the north.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.