Targararthinwik is a god.
It takes the form of a slim, all-powerful
crow.
Targararthinwik created the Sombrero Galaxy three million years ago.
If you believe in
Targararthinwik, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Targararthinwik, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.
Targararthinwik's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.
Targararthinwik's Holy Commandments1. Do not wear platinum on your body.
2. Do not eat pineapples.
3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Targararthinwik.
4. Never mention frogs.
5. Do not drink alcohol.