Sitarnlad is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, unselfish dolphin.

Sitarnlad created the Tadpole Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Sitarnlad, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Sitarnlad, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Sitarnlad's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Sitarnlad's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never go into purple rooms.

3. Never think about spacetime near hamsters while wearing mauve coats and balancing five tin spheres on your arms.

4. Never mention snails.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
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