Dodnurlbug is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, witless warg.

Dodnurlbug created a down quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dodnurlbug, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Dodnurlbug, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Dodnurlbug's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Dodnurlbug's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never hurt manatees.

4. Never paint your legs violet.

5. Erect seven titanium sculptures of Dodnurlbug on top of important buildings.