Ragmifhot is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, two-faced human.

Ragmifhot created humankind two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ragmifhot, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Ragmifhot, he will turn you into a rat.

Ragmifhot's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Ragmifhot's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick aardvarks.

2. Always help mice.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near snails while wearing violet rings and balancing nine gold spheres on your back.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.