Pingarsog is a god.
She takes the form of a slender, merciless
deer.
Pingarsog created a photon seven billion years ago.
If you believe in
Pingarsog, she will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in
Pingarsog, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.
Pingarsog's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.
Pingarsog's Holy Commandments1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
2. Worship no other gods but Pingarsog.
3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
4. Run away if four moths approach from the north.
5. Do not take Pingarsog's name in vain.