Yiktinyatkab is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, deceitful ant.

Yiktinyatkab created carbon three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yiktinyatkab, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Yiktinyatkab, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Yiktinyatkab's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Yiktinyatkab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear blue clothing.

2. Never wear coats.

3. Never feed lots of lentils to frogs while wearing black shorts.

4. Always help sick snakes.

5. Yiktinyatkab loves dogs, so they must be honoured.
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