Kikcidtettibaststipfunbon is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, unsympathetic mole.

Kikcidtettibaststipfunbon created dark matter three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kikcidtettibaststipfunbon, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Kikcidtettibaststipfunbon, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Kikcidtettibaststipfunbon's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Kikcidtettibaststipfunbon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt sheep.

2. Never hurt bats.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate otters.

4. Doves are not to be trusted.

5. Never go into turquoise rooms.