Witdobgeb is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, bad-tempered centaur.

Witdobgeb created a charm quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Witdobgeb, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Witdobgeb, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Witdobgeb's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Witdobgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Foxes are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Always help bats in need.

3. Never eat strawberries.

4. Never write about nebulae.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.
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