Yattnurflag is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, unsympathetic hedgehog.

Yattnurflag created the planet Earth four million years ago.

If you believe in Yattnurflag, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Yattnurflag, she will turn you into a tree.

Yattnurflag's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Yattnurflag's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never feed oranges to hamsters while wearing turquoise tights.

4. Erect four copper sculptures of Yattnurflag on top of important buildings.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.