Kopnigab is a god.
It takes the form of a very long, staggering
wombat.
Kopnigab created an atom five million years ago.
If you believe in
Kopnigab, it will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Kopnigab, it will turn you into a sparrow.
Kopnigab's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.
Kopnigab's Holy Commandments1. Never look at stars.
2. Do not fashion models of living things.
3. You must love Kopnigab.
4. Never go into fawn rooms.
5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.