Kopnigab is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, staggering wombat.

Kopnigab created an atom five million years ago.

If you believe in Kopnigab, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Kopnigab, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Kopnigab's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Kopnigab's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at stars.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. You must love Kopnigab.

4. Never go into fawn rooms.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.