Gun is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, kind ant.

Gun created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine million years ago.

If you believe in Gun, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gun, he will turn you into a worm.

Gun's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Gun's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Pray towards the east.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Never talk about eukaryotes.