Busbedmig is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, flying dolphin.

Busbedmig created the planet Saturn eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Busbedmig, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Busbedmig, he will turn you into a rock.

Busbedmig's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Busbedmig's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Always help seals.

5. Always treat bats with great respect.