Busvidnel is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, humorless deer.

Busvidnel created the Black Eye Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Busvidnel, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Busvidnel, it will turn you into a rat.

Busvidnel's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Busvidnel's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Busvidnel loves goats, so they must be respected.

3. Always treat otters with great respect.

4. Never feed lots of peanuts to swans while wearing pink kilts.

5. Never hurt grasshopers.
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