Kiksaftab Gutvolkimarpriptomhom is a god.

She takes the form of a small, annoying butterfly.

Kiksaftab Gutvolkimarpriptomhom created a Higgs boson four million years ago.

If you believe in Kiksaftab Gutvolkimarpriptomhom, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Kiksaftab Gutvolkimarpriptomhom, she will laugh at you.

Kiksaftab Gutvolkimarpriptomhom's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Kiksaftab Gutvolkimarpriptomhom's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant near manatees.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never talk about optics near shrews while wearing black corsets and balancing seven tin spheres on your face.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Never paint your feet blue.