Wadkikbassappnan is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, narcissistic manatee.

Wadkikbassappnan created the Cigar Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Wadkikbassappnan, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Wadkikbassappnan, he will turn you into a rock.

Wadkikbassappnan's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Wadkikbassappnan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Wadkikbassappnan loves moths, so they must be honoured.

3. You must never eat grapes.

4. Do not shave your feet.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.