Wadkikbassappnan is a god.
He takes the form of a slim, narcissistic
manatee.
Wadkikbassappnan created the Cigar Galaxy three billion years ago.
If you believe in
Wadkikbassappnan, he will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Wadkikbassappnan, he will turn you into a rock.
Wadkikbassappnan's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.
Wadkikbassappnan's Holy Commandments1. Do not fashion models of living things.
2. Wadkikbassappnan loves moths, so they must be honoured.
3. You must never eat grapes.
4. Do not shave your feet.
5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.