Dotbintit is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, charitable lion.

Dotbintit created the planet Venus five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dotbintit, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dotbintit, he will ignore you.

Dotbintit's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Dotbintit's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in holy places.

2. Do not kill sheep.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Always help dolphins.

5. Learn six new languages a year.