Ragsabdimcisshug is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, awe-inspiring snake.

Ragsabdimcisshug created the Tadpole Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ragsabdimcisshug, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Ragsabdimcisshug, she will torture you forever.

Ragsabdimcisshug's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Ragsabdimcisshug's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Always wear blue.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Never talk about planets.