Fompognib is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, irritating swan.

Fompognib created the Cigar Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Fompognib, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Fompognib, it will try to impress you with trees.

Fompognib's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Fompognib's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Fompognib's priests.

2. Do not trade with those who eat bread.

3. Never think about quantum gravity.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Fompognib in the centre of the settlement.
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