Nigsassag Jamjamdam is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, caring skunk.

Nigsassag Jamjamdam created the Sombrero Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Nigsassag Jamjamdam, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Nigsassag Jamjamdam, it will turn you into a mole.

Nigsassag Jamjamdam's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Nigsassag Jamjamdam's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never write about nucleic acids.

3. Do not sing in public.

4. Never think about quantum mechanics near sheep while wearing red trousers and balancing seven zinc spheres on your feet.

5. Never mention dolphins.