Misfummot is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, cheerful porpoise.

Misfummot created Asia five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Misfummot, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Misfummot, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Misfummot's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Misfummot's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Misfummot loves whales, so they must be respected.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not dye your hair brown.

5. Never feed limes to tortoises while wearing green rings.