Fomnakfat is a god.
She takes the form of a very small, awe-inspiring
fly.
Fomnakfat created the Milkyway eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Fomnakfat, she will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Fomnakfat, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.
Fomnakfat's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.
Fomnakfat's Holy Commandments1. Never wear jumpers.
2. Never feed beans to snails while wearing trousers.
3. Never think about solid mechanics.
4. Never bounce in holy places.
5. Do not speak about limes.