Fomnakfat is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, awe-inspiring fly.

Fomnakfat created the Milkyway eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fomnakfat, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fomnakfat, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Fomnakfat's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Fomnakfat's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear jumpers.

2. Never feed beans to snails while wearing trousers.

3. Never think about solid mechanics.

4. Never bounce in holy places.

5. Do not speak about limes.