Rowwotpidsit is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, tranquil unicorn.

Rowwotpidsit created the planet Earth six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rowwotpidsit, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Rowwotpidsit, she will turn you into a frog.

Rowwotpidsit's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Rowwotpidsit's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Feed all hungry tortoises.

4. Hide from indigo goats for they are unholy.

5. Never mention dogs.