Kimmutyatrowmiddag is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, witty goblin.

Kimmutyatrowmiddag created the Sombrero Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Kimmutyatrowmiddag, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Kimmutyatrowmiddag, she will say rude things about you at parties.

Kimmutyatrowmiddag's most sacred site is Finnmark in Norway.

Kimmutyatrowmiddag's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick ducks.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never hurt snails.

4. Never paint your back purple.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.