Sogyamjap is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, duplicitous owl.

Sogyamjap created the planet Saturn nine million years ago.

If you believe in Sogyamjap, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Sogyamjap, she will try to impress you with trees.

Sogyamjap's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Sogyamjap's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Sogyamjap.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never think about special relativity near moths while wearing gray trousers and balancing three carbon spheres on your arms.

4. Do not hurt great tits.

5. Always help sick badgers.