Rengargil is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, irritating fairy.

Rengargil created the Sombrero Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Rengargil, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Rengargil, he will turn you into a tree.

Rengargil's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Rengargil's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never feed lots of strawberries to birds while wearing magenta trousers.

3. Rengargil loves moths, so they must be respected.

4. Never write about black holes.

5. Never think about spacetime near snails while wearing green ear rings and balancing seven gold spheres on your back.