Bumhomcun is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, witless warg.

Bumhomcun created an atom two billion years ago.

If you believe in Bumhomcun, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bumhomcun, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Bumhomcun's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Bumhomcun's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate nematodes.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Worship no other gods but Bumhomcun.