Bosstanyarthom is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, effective dingo.

Bosstanyarthom created the Small Magellanic Cloud six million years ago.

If you believe in Bosstanyarthom, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bosstanyarthom, it will destroy your home solar system.

Bosstanyarthom's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Bosstanyarthom's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Worship no other gods but Bosstanyarthom.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Bosstanyarthom in the centre of the settlement.

5. You must pray to Bosstanyarthom seven times a day.